Friday, June 20, 2008

How to Pick up a Girl

Posted by a Playah on a message board.

1. put in your mind that you are the baddest niccah in town.

2. get your hair cut.

3. buy some super nice cologne that women actually like. ask them.

4. put on some nice clothes (if you are a beginner, dont start with a suit)

5. target the finest bitch in the club. the finest is always the best to learn from.

5. learn to steer conversations. play over conversations in your head. have answers and comebacks at hand. always have some fly shit to say back-- it will either be considered funny or dead serious.

6. look a woman directly in her eyes when speaking to her.

7. do not ever tell a woman she's fine.

8. dont start a convo with "what do you do for a living". start it with something gritty, edgey "where your man at" (let the bitch hear that deep voice that nature has only blessed us-- the black man-- with). there's only 3 ways for her to respond. and only 2 ways you can come back: another question or a direct statement.

9. flash $$$ niggah-- buy the bitch a drink to give you an excuse to

10. never try to chain a bitch to you. disappear. your convo's should onlybe about 10 min long--

11. its time for the club to close. go back to that bitch and ask can you take her to that late-night restaurant up the street. you dont really care what the response is: this is a mask-convo to get the digits. although there is a greater probability she will say no (because she just met you). but if she says yes!-- be prepared to pay and its basically on auto-drive at this point. you couldnt even mess this up (you fucking and it will be tonight). if the answer is: no. then get the digits by saying with a big smile "well if its no problem, let me take you out to dinner next week". you are smiling because she's trying to see how you handle rejection.

12. if the bitch wasnt into you at all. well its time for the back-up (thats if you really want her). if you have a really nice car. go get it fast. drive by the bitch as she's walking out (with some slow shit on: r kelly is the man) and say in a joking manner: "you wanna treat a niggah like a lil stepchild, huh? come-on let a niggah take you out next week"

13. if the answer is still no. go home and think about the whole event. figure out what went wrong-- that eye contact that i told you about earlier, now plays for you. you can actually figure out what you said that crashed the whole agenda by remembering the look she gave with her eyes. next time, on a different female, you will be a whole lot stronger-- a lot more manipulative.the female that turned you down.... pffft. she is really making you.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Black on Black Crime

"Only when blacks take to their own streets, start snitching and declarethat they will not take it anymore will black-on-black crime decrease.As long as black criminals feel safe to ply their evil trade in blackneighborhoods, black-on-black horrors will proliferate. We blacks haveourselves to blame." - comment on the Yahoo! Black Conservativesusergroup, about apathy in many black American communities about crime

Sunday, February 24, 2008

What does this photo say to you?


What do you think when you see this photo?


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Quote of the Moment



Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;None but ourselves can free our minds....Bob Marley

Monday, February 11, 2008

Hillary Clinton hires a sistah to take on Obama


Maggie Williams, a formal chief of staff to Hillary Clinton is now her new campaign manager. I guess Hillary feels the need to bring on a sistah to take away some of Obama's momentum. African Americans are coming out of the "woodworks" to support Obama.

Part of the Clinton's legacy was the support they had from the African American community. Can they regain that support in the future?

Barkley disses Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton


So I was over on Fox Sports and came across and article about Charles Barkley running for Governor of Alabama. It is not a big deal that he wants to run for governor. He mentioned this fact a long time ago in Playboy magazine. What is funny about it this go around is he stated that he does NOT want endorsements from Jessie Jackson and Al Shapton. Barkley stated, "I don't believe in them, they always play the race card, and you can't always play the race card."

Barkley was known for speaking his mind while he was an NBA star. Being very blunt was his claim to fame.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Super Tuesday


Today is Super Tuesday. GO VOTE for the candidate of your choice. The most interesting race will be on the Democratic side. Today is the showdown between Obama and Clinton. May the best person win!